Speed Walks

Same thing as the "Runs" except its most commonly used when describing a morbidly obese person's Hershey Squirts. because they can't "Run". Only Speed Walk .

Steve: "Hey fatass, didn't I warn you about getting 30 dollars worth of Taco Bell food."

Greg: "Shut up bitch, I had the speed walks all night. Totally worth it though. 10/10 would do again."

Steve: "Dumbass."

by BrownBearr November 17, 2017

Crip walk

When a dyslexic person aka Karlee forgets the word for a car show

Can we go to a crip walk tomorrow

by I am a pimp sorry bout it January 13, 2022

Nature Walk

that’s pretty neat!

Today we’re going on a nature walk

by cutout July 1, 2021

Crab walking

Crab walking is when a female or male after intercourse does that awkward shuffle while cupping their vagina/anus to avoid drippage.

"You should have seen him/her crab walking to the loo after i dumped a massive load of my special sauce in him/her."

by Billnyeforking November 16, 2016

walk the schnauzer

To masturbate (female) - continuing from the definition of a schnauzer (female genitalia), to walk one's schnauzer is to take it out for a spin... so to speak.

Sarah: What do you want to do this afternoon?
Jenny: I think I will stay in and walk the schnauzer

by TJ McTallgirl January 15, 2015

Burn walk

When you go on a walk to smoke weed

Sup broski I went for a burn walk today. The weed was dank!!!

by Kush_kingdom August 25, 2016

skank walk

To walk like a bitch, normally walked by a girl. Normally this girl is mean.

Guy 1: dang she has a skank walk
Guy 2: well she is a bitch after all

by That_mean_girl May 19, 2018