Clam Twat

Someone so incredibly lost and oblivious that they have been reduced to being called after a clam's vagina.

"Hey Marty!"

"Hey there, Clam Twat."

by sexysailor April 11, 2009

Twat trooper

Somebody who hunts the wild, untamed vagina

"what are you doing tonight jimmy?"
"well fred, im going to get my twat troopers liscense"

by JBCVM November 20, 2009

Twat hooks

The middle finger; the happy finger

See those Olsen twins? I had the pair of 'em sat on my twat hooks at the same time!

by Skell ov Radcliffe January 23, 2009

twat milk

What comes out when you milk ones twat

I stuck my hand inbetween my legs and released a gallon of twat milk

by Anonymous September 17, 2003

twat waffle

a girl or woman who has an over active sex life and may or may not have a "smashed" vagina; classic high school mat-maid; total slam piece, Ashley B!

what a nasty twat waffle

by dirtnastyOSU December 15, 2010

Twat-Dog

When you put a cold, preferably frozen hot dog in a girls pussy when shes passed out, then it gets stuck in there. It WILL smell like shit in a few days without her realizing it.

"When Jennifer was passed out drunk, I pulled the ol' Twat-Dog on her."

by Brian Wert Craig Wert Jared V December 20, 2008

Twat knot

A person that does not return your calls, text messages etc. in a timely manner.

Q. Did she call you back?
A. No, she is such a Twat knot!

by Squish79 August 22, 2008