Turkey Wing

When you bend your arm and use your "elbow pit" to jack someone off. Typically you use some sort of lubricant to make it more desirable. BBQ sauce is most recommended.

I only give turkey wings

by Jiggledoes-R-Us November 30, 2010

bung turkey

someone who utters useless bullshit; skwaks out of their ass

Did you hear what Courtney said? She's such a bung turkey!

by Joshman515 January 29, 2008

flaming noob turkey

A flaming noob turkey is saying when a friend does or says something stupid, now you could say your a flaming noob turkey to them

-hey ronald i ollied a cat yesterday.
-hey bobby i really dont care you flaming noob turkey .

by TheCheezyBallz May 5, 2011

dirty turkey

when ur gettin head and u gobble and wave ur hands around

when i was over jareds i heard a wild turkey sound coming from the bedroom

by Patrick February 9, 2005

turkey bacon

under cover cop

"Turkey bacon!"

by Adele February 1, 2004

Turkey Twizzlers

Turkey Twizzlers represent everything I hate about School Dinners

They are full of shit and they are in a shape of a pigs penis

They only contain 30% Turkey, the rest is salt, bread crumbs, E-flavours and other crap (they might even contain turkey shit)

You can find them In England, they are an embaressment to the whole world and whoever invented them is a ignorant arse!

Twat "Yummy, Turkey Twizzlers for dinner!"
Me "Shut the f*ck up, I'd rather have a salad Thank-you very much!"

by Fiona Moore-O'Toole April 6, 2005

Turgle

A stupid word for turtle that weird people use

anyone who is named Alex

by Monkae October 20, 2004