Prop truck

A truck that's not used for actual truck things. These trucks are typically bought by urban and suburban men to look cool and are subsequently impractically large with short beds. These trucks often serve as those men's daily drivers despite the heaviest load they will ever carry being groceries.

"Ugh! These prop truck drivers and their oversized back-sides don't know how to park. They're sticking out into the aisle."

by SomeCaliGirl July 15, 2025

Vac-truck Nigger

Vacuuming up the liquid wastes of society, the Vac-truck Nigger is lowest caste of truck driver. They are readily identifiable by their putrid smell and filthy appearance. They have been known to spontaneously burst into song while imitating barnyard animals. For reasons unknown to scientists United States Marines seem drawn to becoming Vac-truck Niggers.

While vacuuming out the filthy sludge, Luke the Vac-truck Nigger began to sing and dance around the sludge pit while flapping his arms like a goose.

When the sheriff’s deputy questioned James as to why he was swimming in a septic tank, James replied “because I’m a dumb Vac-truck Nigger”.

by alstonsailor May 23, 2025

bug-truck

when a bug has a big dump truck in the back

Timmy: hey tommy did you see that bug?

Tommy: yea look he's got a bug-truck

by 13 yo girl making up words August 25, 2021

truck

a lame

I just got over on mike,what a truck !

by nikkigurl February 02, 2016

dick truck

It's just like a cake truck, but you get dick instead.

A dick truck is just like whale sex.

by 21_jo-z February 27, 2017

Merica Truck

A large pickup truck, typically raised with extra-cab long wheelbase, usually from an American manufacturer, driven by a caucasian male for no meaningful functional or work/vocational related purpose.

"I cannot believe that Merica Truck took up two parking spots!"

"I only date guys that drive Merica Trucks."

"Look at that Merica Truck rolling coal on that Tesla."

by EMan2575 July 05, 2019

hiccup truck

A portmanteau of hick and pickup truck because the majority of people who own pickup trucks are hicks

If it weren't for hiccup trucks there wouldn't be tailgates

by beginagainagain March 12, 2025