by MegagnH October 6, 2016
Get the horny tonymug. 
A couple that has been together so long it makes no sense for them to split up even though they argue all the time and their kids are more responsible then they are.
At a party the other night and an 18 year old kid walks in and starts yelling at his parents because they stole the keys to his car. He asked the parents why and he said I know why because both of your vehicles have a breathalyzer test hooked to the ignition, they pulled a real Tony and Bertha.
by RNKMXN February 2, 2020
Get the Tony and Berthamug. A thoughtful, understanding listener who has the best smile. A Tony will always encourage you and brighten up your day, watch hours of Netflix videos, will go on adventure with you, take good care of you, tell you the best bedtime stories and cook with you and for you. They quite possibly make for the best boyfriends and best buddies out there. Count yourself lucky if you get to be with a Tony. A Tony’s only flaw is losing at Mario Kart.
by Santac January 15, 2021
Get the Tonymug. by snoopy..charr on tiktok January 10, 2021
Get the Tony lopezs wifemug. Tony is a "smoothbrain" individual who cant do anything harder than breathing. Tonys are found at your local high school prowling around the young 9th grade Asian boys. The only thing Tony can talk about is Fall guys.
Stranger: Man that kid is a freak, why does he keep trying to smell my hair.
Stranger 2: Duh bc hes a Tony. DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHH TONY!
Stranger 2: Duh bc hes a Tony. DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHH TONY!
by Mike_P September 22, 2022
Get the Tonymug. The absolute most amazing person ever.
Anyone would be so damn lucky to have a Tony in their life. He also has the best smile with deep ass dimples.
Anyone would be so damn lucky to have a Tony in their life. He also has the best smile with deep ass dimples.
by 3milyyv.v October 3, 2019
Get the Tonymug.