the textbook

When engaging in intercourse the male pulls out before climax, ejaculating on the inner thigh of the female, then the male closes the females legs and rubs them together, mushing the ejaculate around and leaving to dry

I gave her a good old the textbook like back in collage

by Hugh alison July 10, 2014

TIME BOMB TEXT

Its when you send a bunch of your contacts a text(s) in the middle of the night and its there waiting for them when they wake up.

I sent all my contacts in my phone a TIME BOMB TEXT explaining that I got a new phone number at 2:am. The next morning my new phone was CELLIFIRED, becasue they text me so much to say they got it. A few of my contacts DEFUSEXTED while I was sending them out and I had to re send them, becuase they were still up.

by DEL415 September 25, 2010

hug and text

When someone is consoling another through the act of a hug while being on their phone texting someone else without the consoled individual having a clue.

Jordan pulled the most epic hug and text last night. He consoled Adriana while texting Brianna.

by clubaholic April 21, 2011

double text

Sending the same text message to more than one recipient, simply because you're lazy and/or the message will work for more than one person.

"Are you double texting Julie and Sarah?"
"Yeah, telling them the same thing and it saves thumb."

by Lee Daniels August 1, 2007

text book

satans tool of death

dude we only get this text books cause teachers are heartless basturds who get pleaser out of seeing someone dies like satan, teachers are satan

by Dis Dude January 13, 2008

Text Sex

One who is constantly on their cell phone text messaging anyone and everyone. It may not be of sexual nature, it may just be a regular conversation.

Person 1: *texting*
Person 2: Yo, you've been on that phone for 2 hours, stop having text sex and join the party.

by StrikeFreedom January 1, 2008

textbook

Someone who abides by the beloved textbook 24/7..All actions within sporting areas are straight from the textbook... Little unorthadox but getz the job done..

c-t garner has been referred to as 'textbook' for some reason or another

by dreggsy April 8, 2003