Ride The Mate

When you are fucking your mate in an intimate position.

Tonight, I'm going to ride the mate. You?

by pablowisdom August 16, 2016

Riding the Iditarod

Verb;

Euphemism for having an affair or extramarital affair;

Synonyms: "Hiking the Appalachian Trail"

"Mushing the Iditarod"

They were divorced after she learned he had been "Riding the Iditarod";

Her office explained her absence saying she was out "Mushing the Iditarod"

by WinstonSmith1984 August 1, 2009

Ride The Rim

Riding the Rim: To take a shit in such a way that all of the feces land on the rim of the toilet with none landing either in the toilet or on the floor. If one then lowers the toliet seat down on top of the feces on the rim, you call it "Making A Smore".

I ride the rim with 100% accuracy last night.

by John Singleton Mosby January 31, 2015

Ride the Duck

A term used by teenagers, that means to "roll" or take ecstasy, while in the presence of adults.

"Are we gonna ride the duck tonight?"

by Aft3rGlow February 4, 2010

chariot ride

Having sex with a woman from behind (usually with her on her knees) and holding on to her hands/wrists straightened out behind her like reins.

Took Sally for a chariot ride last night until her arms got too sore.

by craigozzie June 9, 2016

riding neons

A person with no actual knowledge of cars. Synonym: douchebag

Hey Erik look at that douchebag riding neons!

by Joemamahey December 10, 2008

Riding on the roof

A gay person getting oral sex uses the roof of the other guy's mouth for extra stimulation.

Mike: Man, you were fast last night during oral sex.

Steve: I know, riding on the roof is so stimulating I can't control it.

Mike: I like it that way too.

by MGSB August 1, 2012