canada

A ball of ice a freezing cold ball of ice

don't go to Canada in winter

by a real canadian December 16, 2021

Canada

Russia's favourite Child,
America's youngest son,
The country Britain simps for,
Known for snow and ice hockey.

People living in Canadia are called Canadans

by Pussypiggy11245567900264829472 February 12, 2022

Canada

something that doesn't exist

canada? what's that? i've never heard of it

by tiburon120 June 8, 2018

Canada

People like me who apologize as a living.

As a representative of the Canadian National Apology Council, we would like to sincerely apologize for using the resources on the Urban Dictionary server, and putting more load and traffic on the server, making it less enjoyable for others. Please accept my humble apology, along with the rest of Canada's as well.

by BajanAlex November 11, 2021

Canada's history

The act of wearing moose antlers while drinking maple syrup from the stanley cup and getting fucked in the ass.

Me and my girlfriend made canada's history last night.

by Kirish116 February 4, 2010

Canada

That place to the right of Alaska which people think doesn't exist.

Guy 1: What's Canada?
Guy 2: That place to the right of Alaska.
Guy 1:....what's Alaska?

by Stanarchist September 28, 2021

Canada's History

Having sex with a Canadian's ex-wife.

Hey, I just had a lesson in Canada's history in the break room at the Waffle House.

by The Great White North February 4, 2010