put the boys to bed

A point in the evening where the leased midget prostitute services all of the men at a sports-related party and the party is then officially over.

We were watching the NFL Draft. It got to 2am and Destiny put the boys to bed.

by Meethane May 2, 2015

Bed and brewski

The sacred end-of-day act of cracking open a beer and sliding into bed or the couch with zero plans except to unwind, zone out, and maybe fall asleep during a television show. Think of it as the nighttime sibling to wake and bake but with hops instead of haze.

Long day at work. Time for a little bed and brewski.

by PrincessSaturn July 16, 2025

bed it and wed it

A woman you initially plan to hit and quit, but decide to wife up instead.

I was going to hit it and quit it, but she was so hot I decided to bed it and wed it.

by Rynesdad May 16, 2018

Bed dump

A bed dump is a room what has a bed in it and the room is really messy

My bed dump is so messy I need to clean it

by Jacklyngumm20 November 16, 2020

Bed Yoga

Sex.

Sometimes a nice session of bed yoga is just what ya need.

by basedmeant December 18, 2024

bed thought

They're just like shower thoughts but you get them when you're tucked in your bed and they keep you from falling asleep.

*thinks while lying on the bed* Birthday presents are rewards for not dying during the year
Damn that's a weird ass bed thought

by WhirlyBird19 October 2, 2022

Raw bedding

Going straight to bed after working out without showering. Meant to restore equilibrium to one's microbiome.

We might want to stay at yours tonight babe, I've been raw bedding this week.

by Alpha-bedder December 7, 2024