Presidential Circle Jerk

A Presidential Circle Jerk is when you're the boss and you gather your subordinates around you to have them praise your amazing leadership, intelligence, and looks because in reality your ego is amazingly fragile and weak.

Uber CEO Travis Kalanick had a presidential circle jerk with his upper management today, stemming from a recent video of him arguing with an Uber driver.

by Fill My Cats June 13, 2017

Kirkl Jerk

A specific type of circle jerk, in which the group expresses a mutual love and obsession for Costco/Kirkland Signature brand

I hate to derail this Kirkl Jerk, but I think Sam's Club's prices are better.

by BigFactsMabel October 18, 2021

jerked a dooby

to jerk off

i juss jerked a dooby and nutted so hard

by lil tyb January 23, 2011

Jerk Burglar

Jerking off in a public bathroom that stinks so bad, you wear a mask on your face to cover the smell

The smell was so bad in the public bathroom, but I just had to have a go at myself.... now I'm a jerk burglar

by Gar Goyle June 27, 2024

jerk it

wanking for a good 5 hours

yo you want to jerk it?

by handle1234568764 February 18, 2025

circle jerk

manychat community

Manychat community is a damn circle jerk trying hard to do marketing without a single sale.

by mastori September 7, 2018

jerk chicken

he lives in the house with uzi vert and carti

fuckin jerk chicken bruh always at uzis house

by ilovestrappnasti April 18, 2025