tapping the toilet

When your ex-girlfriend rubs her vag all over the toilet seat then proceeds to lick the seat clean. This activity is usually done during Hanukkah.

I caught Tina tapping the toilet last night, some pretty rough shit.

by Welch's gummies October 16, 2017

Tapped

Disgusting, dirty minded

You are 'Tapped'

by Paedomansss December 24, 2018

Toilet Tap

When a male's penis is large enough it may touch the toilet bowl or water while taking a number 2. Instinctively your first reaction is to move your penis back instantly resulting in a toilet tap.

"Damn it I just toilet tapped🤦🏽 ♂️"

by Curioxity December 22, 2021

Tapping into

To have sex with someone -- generally male about female

Guy to his friend: Dude, are you tapping into that?

by Taleteller March 28, 2012

Drying the tap

The action of using toilet paper to wipe off the remaining drops of piss coming out of your dick after a long, hard leak.

"Hey have you finished pissing yet? I can't hear anymore drops". "Yeah man i'll be out any second, just drying the tap".

by El3ctro-Critical April 18, 2017

Tapped Jack

A cigarette with it’s filter moistened and dipped in cocaine. Sometimes freebase cocaine is mixed with the tobacco inside the cigarette.

“You tryna spark up a Tapped Jack? This shit’s insane!”

by charles troj July 6, 2018

TAP

Tits, Ass, & Pussy

Abbreviation used when you can't use the words in a public forum, especially online.

Man, I typed "backdoor entry" into Google and got a bunch of TAP. It was hot!

by hooverit June 21, 2012