Clacton-on-Sea

Officially the worst place in the United Kingdom if your anyone other than a flag shagging, reform party skinhead.

"Welcome to Clacton-on-Sea, skinheads welcome!"

by Joe Smiff July 14, 2024

Sea Turtled

Being abandoned by the father before the child is born

Kid 1: "Hey where's your dad?"
Kid 2: "I don't have a dad."
Kid 1: "He sea turtled you?

by Jaywolf209 September 25, 2015

Sea sick Steve

When one gets a handjob on a couch/ sofa in front of their friends parents

Yeah, he got a sea sick Steve in front of Emma's mum!

by Ryzo surprizo August 22, 2016

Wily Sea Trout

British origin, though what body of water isn't clear. Shrouded in mystery. Well- read. Frequent haunts seem to be bookstores with bistros, most notably Joseph-Beth Booksellers in Rookwood. Has been known to incite jealousy, arouse suspicion, inspire bitterness in his fellows.

He wrote on my wall and my BF is angry, what a Wily Sea Trout!
He's always harrassing the girls who work at Bronte, what a Wily!

by definitley not Wily's girl April 15, 2009

sea weave

those globules of other people's hair, of dubious nature, inevitably found in every public and hotel pool, floating curiously close to your or your child's mouth. Pool hair globs.

nice pool, but is that a kraken? no, its just a sea weave tide a-flowin' in. close your mouths.

by PfattyP October 4, 2025

Sea orchard

Synonymous for sea urchin when used by a drunk girl

Her: There's sea orchards in the ocean
Me: huh?

by Drill88 July 1, 2018

Sea Snail

When someone finishes inside you and you slide up their stomach with your arms in the air like a sea snail…. In celebration

Did you hear Clare sea snailed Mikey last night? Slid up him…. and squirted that love in his mouth?

by Sexsnail December 6, 2023