Family Shopper

A person who shops for the family

My mom is the family shopper of my household because she always gets the groceries

by Family Shopper October 31, 2019

depression slippers

It's a metaphor for the wearer (person) that has the big sad and needs mental support because they are probably gay. They often feel like they are left out or lonely and tend to listen to sad and depressing music.

This is because slippers often look as if they are sloping or saggy we associate that they're sad or depressed.

((CREDIT TO KALLIE FOR FOUNDER OF THIS PHRASE.))

Person 1: Dude, why is that girl so sad?
Person 2: She has been wearing her depression slippers a lot lately.

by BonnieTheBunny1611 December 15, 2019

Porcelain Skipper

The act of Porcelain Skipper is completed when one person is on their hands and knees, head hanging over a toilet while vomiting. The second person then enters the first person from behind while the first person remains in the kneeling position. The Porcelain Skipper is commonly performed after consumption of alcohol.

The old lady got wasted last night and puked in the toilet, so I gave her the Porcelain Skipper.

by Muskieman9 December 29, 2019

Glass slippers

In "Cinderella", a ridiculous mis-translation from the French. The original story, handed down orally, centered around "Vair" slippers, vair being squirrel fur. But "vair" sounds like "verre", the French word for glass, and so it continued. Fur slippers make perfect sense. But glass??

Cinderella felt sorry for the handsome prince, kneeling before her. She wondered what kind of idiot expected her to take two steps in glass slippers, when the beloved pair she had lost were made of fur. "I mean, glass shoes? Really?"

by Monkey's Dad March 1, 2020

Rim Skipper

when your trying to give a rimjob and your tongue keeps slipping into the anal cavity

bro my girl wanted a rimjob but I kept being a rim skipper

by AmpedApex July 7, 2020

Chicky Skipper

An alternative name for Chicken Nugget made up by Gus Johnson. Nuggets of gold are a claw a chunk of gold. wing should be called and a chicken nugget should be called a chicky skipper.

'Bro, do you want to get some chicken nuggets?' 'You mean chicky skippers?'

by OraNGe_spicerack July 25, 2020

Alex (skipper) embleton

One of the biggest alphas in darfield likes robbing pensioners for their

cigarettes.

proud owner of 8 ferrets

Always begs you for food

This rare creature can be sighted around longbow park can also be found at the back of the local corner shop

“Alex (skipper) embleton just robbed mi grans cigs”

by Barnsleyguy November 14, 2020