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Tribute to The Sandwich

Thee Sand witch is the greatest sandwich, so great, it can never actually be recreated. Instead, one makes sandwiches with the similar ingredients as a tribute to "Thee Sandwich".
The Recipe is:
1. Mix cream cheese with sauteed apple slices, crushed walnuts(or other types), finely cut crispy sausages(or ham or something else, nobody is really sure), and finely chopped and cooked garlic.
2. Spread the mix over a slice of bread, and put another slice over it, like you would a sandwich.
3. Soak in batter of eggs mixed with Alfredo sauce.
4. Cook on a buttered pan over medium heat until golden brown on both top and bottom, and all 4 sides.

The exact ingredients and proportions are unknown, but this is as close as we have ever gotten to recreating this masterpiece.
Man, this Tribute to The Sandwich is the best meal I've ever had in my entire life! My life is finally complete! If I died today I would be completely content!
by Sandwich Visionary December 20, 2008
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lumberjack sandwich

When two hairy men take part in a threesome with another woman. Where the woman is confined between the two, wearing only a lumberjack jacket.
Theres usually bears and chainsaws involved.
Two large men go and ask a woman "Hey baby, wanna go have a lumberjack sandwich?" (In a deep voice)
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honey sandwich

A honey sandwich is when a man puts honey on his genitals and then sticks it into a bee hive
I made a honey sandwich yesterday! And man I got stung like 50 times my dick looks like a baby's arm holding an apple
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Pig sandwich

When two average build males have sex with an obese female.
Hey baby, wanna be part of this pig sandwich?
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tard sandwich

a threesome which includes two mentalfags fucking a normalfag in the form of a sandwich.
"wanna tard sandwich?"

"no faggot shut the fuck up or ill tard sandwich your mother's step grandpa"
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Sandwich Time

Verb: Sandwich Time is when one gets naked, puts bread on their feet, covers themselves with mustard, and has someone else in the room say "Oh boy, it's sandwich time"
"I get naked, put bread on my feet, cover myself with mustard, and have someone else in the room say "Oh boy, it's sandwich time"" -Smoovies, 2016
by TheOldKingCole June 23, 2017
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salami sandwich

When two or more people are involved in a sexual act and two or more people have penises.
Shauna was in a salami sandwich last night with Joel and Craig.
by Salami Fucker June 23, 2016
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