sloppy camel

When you shave your pubes, glue them on a girls face, and take a shit in her mouth

I gave her a sloppy camel last night.

by Dirty Mike Steve October 27, 2017

sloppy croc

A Malikie-ism to describe his terrible taste in footwear gone wrong, wronger than just plain crocs even.

" I have a sloppy croc, but that's my fault for having such crap taste in footwear in the first place"

by The Weather Beaver November 5, 2017

sloppy santa

Intercourse with a peppermint stick, and ends with egg nog.

Shelly knew that the evening was done after Kyle's initiation of a sloppy santa.

by jackbackattack November 2, 2017

Sloppy slick-back

When you ejaculate into a tub of hair gel/moose/wax and proceed to slick you or a friends hair back.

I once gave myself a sloppy slick-back.

by 4n41F10W November 16, 2017

sloppy left overs

Sloppy left overs is basically your ex who gave sloppy head

Have fun with my sloppy left overs

by Lolly2302 November 28, 2017

Sloppy Joe

A girl wh makes slurping sounds while sucking dick.

That thot gave me head and the neighbors made a noise complaint. She a sloppy joe

by BootyBiterBillyBob December 28, 2017

sloppy ham

When your buddy comes over on new years day, and you let him put it in your butt, without any lube

Man, I love going over to my buddies house okn new years day for some sloppy ham

by Brohamjohnson January 1, 2018