The saltburn

Spying on someone having a wank in the bathtub and later drinking the water in which he spoofed in

Oh no, he’s done it again, the saltburn

by Saltburn fan February 8, 2024

unsalted saltine

a derogatory term for a stereotypical white person, especially for one who is lacking in culture, personality, or other identifying traits.

“My neighbor is literally an unsalted saltine- he said he was making something with ‘spicy peppers’ last night, but the only peppers he used were bell peppers.”

by CrispitySmuggity March 14, 2024

to salt the wombat

A german alternative for "having sex". The word wombat refers to the female genitals with a lot of pubic hair. Salt is the equivalent for semen.

I think i will get lucky tonight and be able to salt the wombat!

I met your sister yesterday and salted the wombat!

by CmdBanana June 10, 2024

Unjust Saltification

Being salty at someone or something for a stupid or unwarranted reason

He is unjustly saltified because his sister made a joke that was funny, but not to him. Unjust Saltification

by anonymous July 7, 2024

Costco Salt Job

When you split a Costco Chicken bake, shove on half up your ass, then the other on your dick. From there your girl will eat it off for full effect.

Dude what did you do with that girl? It sounded like it hurt.

Oh yeah, she gave me a Costco Salt Job.

by The Feetmeister December 12, 2024

Concentrated salt laser

The thing that you use to season your country breakfast

Good morning, Amanda! Oh this junky concentrated salt laser still isn't working right. It needs to be fixed, right away! Who can eat breakfast like this? >:

by Bellisakitty February 5, 2025

Shitter Salt

When someone has to shit really bad (or has diarrhea) but also intends to do a summersalt and in the act of doing the summersalt they shit themselves (sometimes leaving a trail of shit).

Tanner wasn't feeling well yesterday and he went to do a summersalt but when he did it. he accidently shit himself creating a shitter salt.

by Zoinks Scoob January 26, 2026