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morning rose

Waking up to have blood blossoming across your genitals, hence morning rose.
"I had a morning rose so now it looks like someone was stabbed in my underwear."
by 5p4m5p4mmy5p4m December 7, 2016
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crank that roosevelt

When a person masturbates to the wife of a president (dead or alive.
Dude I love to crank that roosevelt to Nancy Reagan all the time.
by Wildcatss November 16, 2007
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ROSE

Rose is a blue/green eyed girl with long Carmel hair. She is funny and super smart. Along with being intelligent she gets along with people and is very social. She’s always moving around and is active all the time. She is a fun and very bubbly person, who brings a smile to your face any day.
Rose has many brothers.
by Ian always right May 5, 2019
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Rose City Swarm

Also known as one of the “smallest”, men’s only-gay brothel..
“Hey bro! Nice skinny jeans! Want to join me as I embark on my 10th Rose City Swarm?!”
by Marco’s Actual Daddy August 15, 2019
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Rose-Colored Glasses

When you are unaware of the situation around you because of how high you hold those around you;
1. He didn’t see the blood he drew, he was wearing rose-colored glasses

2. When you wear rose-colored glasses, all the red flags just look like flags.
by Blenderr February 5, 2023
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red rose cafe

this is slang for telling someone you were somewhere but you were actually getting fucked by lots of gay men
Dowd: I was down at the red rose cafe last night
Me: Oh you were out getting man love
by Pavee December 24, 2007
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Stinky Roosevelt

when you dunk your dick in bong water and then get a blumpkin (a blowjob while taking a shit)
Me and that girl from the club smoked yesterday, she was all over me, at the end of the night i def got a STINKY ROOSEVELT!!
by BluMP K!NG! October 28, 2010
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