A stupid jerk who doesn't deserve beautiful amazing girls. He has a very dirty mind and is very annoying. So many people hate him. Robert is very ugly and thinks he's the funniest person on the earth(yet he's not). He always has his ways to make a situation worse. Oh and he's a dumb az and an azhole.
by How it going??? March 14, 2019
Get the Robertmug. There is no one quite like him. Expect the unexpected! A self-made and high-class man who has developed the strongest of characters through dedication and his remarkable passion for life. He is very smart. He is quite sharp. Independent and wild. At his core he is like a child; witty and mischievous and pure and energetic. His laugh is silly and sweet. He is tall, dark and handsome but his real beauty is in his unique presence. His swampy hazel eyes express a million beautiful things. He has great depth. He loves and strives for simplicity. He acts with impressive logic but is deceptively (and endearingly) emotional. He needs freedom and yet anchorage. Spend a few moments with him and he will make you feel warm and uplifted. Spend a few more and you might find that your life changes. Such is his power. Do not cross him though! Just as he has high standards for himself, he expects the same in those closest to him.
Person 1: There’s something indefinable about that man...
Person 2: Yeah, well, that’s Robert for ya’!
Person 2: Yeah, well, that’s Robert for ya’!
by sophielikesbobby April 28, 2019
Get the Robertmug. Different people coming up with words to describe him:
"funny"
"gay"
"amazing"
"hops"
"cute"
"crazy"
"funny"
"gay"
"amazing"
"hops"
"cute"
"crazy"
"Have you heard of Robert Alexzander Vonhoffen?"
"Yeah the guy who's funny, gay, amazing, HOPS, cute and crazy."
"Yeah the guy who's funny, gay, amazing, HOPS, cute and crazy."
by Roz Ryson March 29, 2022
Get the Robert Alexzander Vonhoffenmug. He probaly says FSFS all the time and has no hoes but like 3 girls and he has a bestfriend who is a boy with curly hair and his friend has a girlfriend. Robert is a kind loving sweet man with blue eyes and curly hair he is majestic his mom is a teacher and his dad he's gone and dead but other then that he is a loving young man
by 123456789191928273 March 9, 2023
Get the Robert Tyler Poultermug. Your stereotypical white teenager
Really handsome white teenager though
Can be a racist sometimes but he just won’t say the n word sometimes
A bit gay and a bit retarded
Really handsome white teenager though
Can be a racist sometimes but he just won’t say the n word sometimes
A bit gay and a bit retarded
by anonymous November 22, 2021
Get the Robertmug. by EndyIsHere November 23, 2021
Get the Robertmug.