Russian Spy Goggles

When you put your nuts on someones eyes

Hey pretty lady, wanna pretend its still the cold war and put on some russian spy goggles?

by JmRg October 22, 2010

Russian Alarm Clock

Being awaken in the morning by the strong need to urinate.

"Hand me that water bottle. I need to set my Russian alarm clock."

by RingRopeRebellion December 31, 2011

Russian teargas grenade

A device used by the russian special forces in hostages situations which ends up killing 90 % of the hostages along with every terrorists. This teargas causes also the hostages's families to cry for many days.

Moscow theater hostage crisis

Good exemple of a badly done Russian Teargas Grenade (only 1/5 of the hostages died)

All of the 33 terrorists were killed, along with at least 130 (out of 850) of the hostages, with no official OSNAZ (Russian special force) casualties.

by Bobby bobber February 10, 2007

russian pound cake

Where a man takes a giant shit in a girls mouth and then pours cake mix in with it and then has the girl bake it into a cake.

My girlfriend let me give her a Russian pound cake last night!

by Miriam websters Dictionary December 29, 2014

Russian Fruit Tart

1. The sexual act of placing pieces of fruit that have been soaked in vodka into a girl's vagina, and then proceeding to perform cunnilingus and eat them out- that is, the girl and the fruit. The name of the act can also be changed to match whatever fruit you use, i.e., Russian Strawberry Tart, or Russian Cherry Tart.

2. The girl whose vagina is involved in this act.

"Damn, that chick's hot- I bet she'd make one hell of a Russian Fruit Tart! Strawberries or blueberries?"

by Auxiliatrus November 12, 2011

Russian Three Way

When one guy bangs a girl as hard as he can in the ass, then the vagina.

Mom bends over for Dad and he pounds her twice as hard in the pussy, and the ass.

Me: Hey Molly, do you wanna have a Russian Three Way later
Molly: Yeah, but who's the other guy
Me: It's just me, I'll bang you as hard as 2 guys.
Molly: Oh, Ok

by AmericanWolfEnt March 19, 2013

White Russian Wednesday

The first day of the working week. Comes between Sunday and Tuesday. Most widely used day for sipping on ice cool white russians with or without a cherry on top.

I love going back to work on a White Russian Wednesday. What a perfect way to start the week.

by The Awesome: Explorer June 18, 2008