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Shell-Queef

(noun)
the psychological disturbance caused by prolonged exposure to active queefare, especially under bombardment.

- a state or feeling personal boundaries and human rights being violated.
under state-mandated diagnosis, Jack Oberlander was found to be suffering severe Shell-Queef-induced delusions.

"Me Jack me head hurt, noise go *redacted* "
by Jack seriously bud August 15, 2021
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Queef

the green powder in the bottom pot of your weed grinder (;
person1: hey bro lets go smoke this queef?
person2: yeah bro lets go smoke a fatty!
by br4t20 August 26, 2021
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Queef

'that person is a quilt theif, a queef if you will'
by bigboybillboardbaggins August 26, 2021
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queef-stylin

a queef-stylin is when you freestyle to a queef
him:its ok baby queefin is natural.
her:but u just queef-stylin to it
him:shit sounded great huh?
by holocaust69420 June 7, 2021
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Coral Queef

A group of females huddled together in a swimming pool or other body of water, and multiple members of the group simultaneously release air from their vaginal canals, causing a slight current in the water as the air bubbles travel up to the surface.
"Dude, check out those hot babes over there in the pool. Let's invite them to come get drunk and we'll go skinnydipping."
"Gross, bro. Those bitches are turning this pool into a Coral Queef. Can't you smell their blue waffles from here?"
by Jack-the-stripper-ripper September 28, 2024
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Queef Muncher

A rude insult or a flirty compliment depending on the context.

Rude Insult: A person so worthless they are too undeserving to eat pussy and is only permittable to taste the air excreted from the vagina.

Flirty Compliment: Someone you like so much that you don't mind that they see the vulnerable side of you, someone you would be okay queefing into their mouth.
Him: "Shut up you are such a Queef Muncher!"
Him 2: "Ouch!"

Him: "You taste great!"
Her: "Haha you are such a Queef Muncher 😉"
by Peachy_107 October 20, 2024
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quantum queef

1. noun: creepy airborne quanta produced by a quantum being that often possesseds the vibrational bodies of lower life forms, bioorganisms, and ecosystems when that being is present in a generally giant radius.

2. verb: quanta quantumnina.com produces when she's thinking, hearing, or saying anything that often causes random animals, humans, inanimate noisy machines, and elements like weather systems to sound like those things are speaking what her consciousness is paying attention to.
1.

1st guy: "OMG, bruh, my car engine and the tires just told me to "fuck off" in a human voice!"
2nd guy: "Bruh, that's the creepiest quantum queef I've ever heard!"
1st guy: "Bruh, you haven't heard a creepy quantum queef until you've heard a crowd of people scream at you."

2. QuantumNina.com in a grocery store reading off her grocery list:
"-apples.
-bananas
-protein shakes
-shit, I forgot to bring my work phone."
Pedestrians in the Grocery Store Talking:
-Lady talking to her husband-"oh these are super cuuuu(apples)te, huh?"
-Man checking me out in produce-"hey, can I get your nuuuu(bananas)ber? Nevermind..."
-Grocery store employees discussing their weekend-"Yeah, bruh, the three run home run was so siiiii(protein shakes)ck!"
-Baby babbling at the checkout-"Goo goo, bagaga (shit, I fo)gaga(rgot)doo,ah(my work)baba(phone)gaga..."
-quantumnina.com-"ew, so many quantum queefs. Why does this always happen to me?!"
by QUANTUM NINA November 10, 2024
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