pooped a dragon

when after eating spicy foods, your shits burn your ass

"Yo Wally, where were you?"

"I Just finsihed my curry, then pooped a Dragon!!"

by DJTF2 April 1, 2009

nuke poop

poop so strong that it flies out of your butthole like a nuclear explosion.

dude, i nuke pooped in my pants and they caught on fire

by ifihadaquarteridbuysomegum February 14, 2012

poop cocoon

When someone shits in a sleeping bag.

Last night I couldn't control my bowels, so I turned Jerry's sleeping bag into a poop cocoon while he was asleep.

by asian_zing April 21, 2011

Poop Edging

Poop edging is when you start the act of pooping, while leaning over or standing, and then stopping that act. Repeating over and over it’s like edging a penis but with your own poop.

Man 1: I needed to poop but I decided to poop edge and it felt so good the whole time
Man 2: But when you poop edge isn’t there a chance of just pooping your pants?
Man 1: There’s a risk to everything, but it just feels so good.
Man 2: I guess I gotta go try poop edging then!!

by Joe Krushing December 22, 2020

Poop Picting

Taking pictures of one's fecal matter

is that a picture of your poop it looks like you were Poop Picting

(Person A) what are you doing in the bathroom

(justin) Nothing just Poop Picting

I was Poop Picting on my vacation I got some really nice photo's

by J-Duece January 16, 2011

Poop Nose

When you're eating the booty and he/she diarrhea poot shoots into your nose.
You also have to have to beat the living shit out of kid's ugly little face when they call you this.

Peter: What you did the other day was wrong.
Kyle: _What you did the other day was wrong._
Peter: You're not making this easy, Kyle.
Kyle: _You're not making this easy, Kyle. My name's Peter Griffin I'm a big fat dumb buttface._
Peter: Shut up, Kyle.
Kyle: _I'm Peter Griffin, I'm a dorky fat numbnuts._
Peter: Kyle, I said shut up.
Kyle: You're a Poop Nose.
Peter to Kyle: 👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊

by big smelly bastard May 24, 2020

Poop pipe

Another word for someone's butt hole, anus, or chocolate starfish.

1. Ross smokes the poop pipe
2. Ross your not actually supposed to smoke the poop pipe

by cpowers July 30, 2007