Emotional Pants

The metaphorical version of underwear that separates a girls emotions from the outside world.

Steve: I don't want to have sex
Erica: Then what do you want?
Steve: I want in your emotional pants...

by PIGS! January 21, 2011

Salty Pants

To be uncomfortable in your trousers.....like having "salt in your pants".

What's up with homeboy? He's acting a fool, like he's got "SALTY PANTS!?"

by J. Wiles June 25, 2006

pants purgatory

When you're trying to lose weight and your fat pants fall down, but your skinny pants don't fit yet. You're between pants. You're in pants purgatory.

"Yeah, I went to lunch today at Subway so I could get skinny like Jared. My pants fell down and I was hanging brain right there in line while I was picking out sandwich toppings. Being in pants purgatory sucks."

by jmstone32 December 31, 2011

chonchy pants

Pants that aesthetically endow the human buttocks.

Though praised at the club on Friday night, her chonchy pants were scorned at the convent Saturday.

by happycrapper December 21, 2006

dress pants

Super sexy pants when a sexy female is wearing them.

Man, Savannah is so sexy! Especially when she is wearing dress pants!

by toastygnomes November 13, 2013

Pants ripped

When your at work and you go to show the most awesome work out routine you've ever seen in your life to your co-workers and right in the middle of the routines best part your pants rip. Making this awkward sound your co-workers couldn't make out at first until you perk up real fast and blurt out "my pants just ripped". In that very moment your sorta embarrassed naturally, but then you bust out laughing and make it a good ass time.

"My pants ripped"

by luminous_yogi_ April 27, 2017

one pant

one leg of pants, a singular pant that can be noted as "one pant"

Hey, look at that girl!

I know! She's so trendy with her one pant!

by darealgurl15 April 2, 2011