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Piss Positions

Even more of the many ways in which a man can piss! Again, there are nearly infinite methods, and these are just for guys (although women can also do some of these).

1: Teabag

Squat over target (toilet, stick, brick, another person, etc.). Start teabagging the target. Begin the stream.

2: Multiplayer Mode
Pissing can be more fun with friends! Try some of these methods with friends. (Warning: you should probably only do this with your closest and most understanding friends.)

3: Tree Climber

This is a simple one. Get in a tree and piss down onto the ground. You can do this with friends and make a game out of it. Here's an example: try to hit a target on the ground.

Women can do this too, with a little extra work.
4: Freestyle
The only limit is your imagination!
Guy 1: hey wanna try those Piss Positions?
Guy 2: sure, they sound like fun!
Guy 3: count me in, too!
by TotallyTubularDude January 15, 2021
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Piss on an anthill

A) intention here is that the person will leave you alone by engaging in harassing some thing that will cause them pain
B) The ants will travel up your steam stream of Urine into your urethra and sting you until you stop
C) a pagan’s way of saying “go fuck yourself” — because we don’t actually want you to feel pleasure as a result of your annoyance, that would be alchemy ;)
D) a term driven by intuition between my dead brother and I as kids :)
Really?! Are you serious? Go piss on an anthill!

Why don’t you just go piss on an anthill?
by Autumn Rain January 20, 2021
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drippy piss

drippy piss also known as dp or dyss. no comfortable with the word piss? instead say “drippy yellow strong scent 🙀🙏”
definition: another word of saying drippy piss.

example: damn this drippy yellow strong scent be hitting diff 😟☝️
by urdaddyn January 23, 2021
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Piss smella

“Damn Jeremy you a piss smella today
by I dont be smellin peepee April 19, 2021
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Bugger and piss

The chief goblin and golumite snowy Kie invented this phrase after he buggered and pissed 8 times in one day
*enters room*
Bugger and Piss!!
by Suspicious T May 8, 2021
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piss tin

A metal toilet such as that found in outhouses and other locations devoid of indoor plumbing. Often sprayed with shit.
Fuck man, did you smell the fuck-stench coming off of that piss tin?
by TresEquis April 8, 2004
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hooves and piss

A gelatin or "Jello" shot. Made by mixing the gelatin (formerly made of horse-hooves) with vodka or a smiliar liquor in place of water.
I had ten hooves and piss at the party last night!
by Ronamo December 10, 2003
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