Sans Undertale is a fucking dumbass

For the love of god please stop fucking posting about sans Undertale it’s giving me internal seizures

Asgores bette- why are there vegetables at my front door

Dumbass:“hy sns ooderteil s bst chrcter1!!1 *starts twerking furiously*

Me : please shut the fuck up my mind is currently trying to comprehend the stupidity of your existence alone I can’t take any more

Also asgores soundtrack is better

Oh and

Example 2:

Sans: kids make me hard

Me: I’m going to turn you into bone meal if you don’t fucking stop talking you pearly albino version of Jeffrey Dhammer
Asgore: I kill kids cause they’re fucking stupid and come here themselves
Me: ikr fkn dumbasses

Oh yeah and Sans Undertale is a fucking dumbass

by Theworldsendingandigive0shits May 9, 2023

San Francisco Toot and Scoot

Right after fucking a chick, fart in her face and then escape on your scooter in a haze of ass vapour

Bro 1: Bro, 30 seconds after I nutted in Latoya’s snatch last night in the Bay Area I gave her the San Francisco Toot and Scoot

Bro 2: Bro what’s that?

Bro 1: I pumped her face full of my ass and then I dipped on my scooter

by Filch75 January 17, 2020

San Francisco snow day

GitHub.com or other primary source of cloud based source control is down, rendering a development staff unable to submit code updates.

"Where is our dev staff going?"

"We can't push or pull code today, it's a San Francisco snow day."

by gina the hyena June 4, 2016

Xavier School San Juan

A terrible school that doesn't care about your complains about mdm ruining your ipad. They just don't care

Xavier School the cursed school, to you I pledge its death.

(I'll just add this so that it can get through "Xavier School San Juan"

by TrisecTroop September 28, 2022

San Jose shark tank

Indoor arena in San Jose CA where the San Jose sharks play professional ice hockey 🏑🏒

Jump on caltrain at the Menlo Park 🚉 station. Take it down to the San Jose/diridon station from there I'm pretty sure there's a shuttle to the. San Jose shark tank

by 4realazitgits April 17, 2021

San Marino ice cube

The act of shitting and pissing inside of an ice cube holder. Then you freeze it overnight and put it into your mates drink and tell them it’s a chocolate ice cube. They then decide to put the ice cube up their bum hole for a little treat. This then gets stuck inside the bum hole and causes the man to get cerebral palsy and severe downsyndrome for the rest of their life.

WARNINGGGGG
This can turn a ginger cunt into a nigger and can not be changed again.
You either do this once or never.

Hello you coon, you want a San Marino ice cube?
Yes okay let me pop that up my bum
Luke Bennett especially does this with Lisa Bennett the milf herself.
NO WAY IM BLACK (black lives do not matter)

This is the reason why they both kill themselves by jumping in front of a train.
He is forever known as the ice cold Luke Bennett as he did it on that cold rainy night in San Marino

by I TOUCH KIDS 123 January 2, 2023

San Diego quick trip

Masturbating in public under your clothes.

John really loves a San Diego Quick Trip while at a girls volleyball game.

by Yellowhammer April 3, 2017