Dude I got lucky last night and ended up pitching both ends of a double header. Yeah, I went home with a girl last night and we had great sex. I ran into her mother on the way out. She was hotter than the daughter and just as horny. I ended up having sex with the mother before I left too.
by RepWin August 20, 2023
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And as the night falls the general calls
And the battle carries on and on
How long?
What is the purpose of it all
What's the price of a mile?
And the battle carries on and on
How long?
What is the purpose of it all
What's the price of a mile?
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You: Uuuhh. I'm sooo bored, Jeff !
Jeff : don't worry, it's the dilemma of the son of a bitch! You're just a huge failure and I hope you won't get anything in life.
Jeff : don't worry, it's the dilemma of the son of a bitch! You're just a huge failure and I hope you won't get anything in life.
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Person A: "My mom is such a bitch!"
Person B: "Thats a holiday, yk"
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Person B: "Yup, look it up."
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Person B: "Yup, look it up."
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