Whenever you hear "Does anyone have any questions?" after a long speech of zero value; you know you're dealing with a soulless corporate fuckwad.
by geekmalone November 5, 2020
Get the Does anyone have any questions? mug.A process where you lose your keys in order to gain infinite power. The power is so infinite that the universe restarts to the big bang and the universe created afterwards is an universe where you lose small metal objects called keys.
by nir5117 February 6, 2018
Get the i have lost my keys mug.BFF:You kissed my Girlfriend!
Me:Stop the cap!
BFF:Nah nah, I have proof!
Me:Must be photoshop because you have the whole water bottle!
Me:Stop the cap!
BFF:Nah nah, I have proof!
Me:Must be photoshop because you have the whole water bottle!
by TackyTackyYoy October 9, 2021
Get the You have the whole Water Bottle! mug.Dude1: what will you have in 500 years
Dude 2:I will have ca-candice.
Dude 1: who’s Candice?
Dude 2: Candice dick fit in your mouth
Dude 1: violently punches dude 2
Dude 2:I will have ca-candice.
Dude 1: who’s Candice?
Dude 2: Candice dick fit in your mouth
Dude 1: violently punches dude 2
by The cool guy 96 backwards June 8, 2021
Get the what will you have in 500 years mug.A code phrase used by those in the tickle community to find other members. It was originally derived from the Tumblr user code, “I like your shoelaces.” The correct response from someone who is in the tickle community is, “Yeah, the president had what was coming to him.”
Secret Lee: Have you seen the shoelace video?
Secret Ler: Yeah, the president had what was coming to him.
Secret Lee: …holy shit
Secret Ler: Have you seen the shoelace video?
Random Oblivious Bystander: No…? What shoelace video?
Secret Ler: Never mind, I’ll try to remember send it to you later.
Secret Ler: Yeah, the president had what was coming to him.
Secret Lee: …holy shit
Secret Ler: Have you seen the shoelace video?
Random Oblivious Bystander: No…? What shoelace video?
Secret Ler: Never mind, I’ll try to remember send it to you later.
by Spontanoose January 15, 2022
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History: When in the Hell did we start inserting “rest of your” in the salutation, “Have a nice (rest of your) day!”
History: When in the Hell did we start inserting “rest of your” in the salutation, “Have a nice (rest of your) day!”
I.E. When you leave a small tip, or in current times, when you frequent almost any establishment, and upon exiting the premises an employee will say, “Have a nice REST of your day!”
by AWA2000 December 12, 2021
Get the Have a Nice Rest of Your Day mug.It means that you'll be able to do more then what you're doing right now. That you'll fight back amd not stand in fear. You'll have people behind you and not be scared of the “ifs” or the “whats”.
The blood is of the person you're talking about. Their blood on your thoughts.
The thoughts part is like when you have this gruesome thought of a gruesome idea, or not even gruesome just payback, or maybe just a meeting. The point is it's a thought that will satisfy you and allow you to move on. It'll be something you forget about but remember and still wanna do.
And im the one who made this phrase so- I hope its worth it-
The blood is of the person you're talking about. Their blood on your thoughts.
The thoughts part is like when you have this gruesome thought of a gruesome idea, or not even gruesome just payback, or maybe just a meeting. The point is it's a thought that will satisfy you and allow you to move on. It'll be something you forget about but remember and still wanna do.
And im the one who made this phrase so- I hope its worth it-
“Youre a fucking retard you deserve everything bad! Go die!”
“My thoughts will have blood on them someday!”
“Oh shii im sorry!” or “Like fucking hell”
“My thoughts will have blood on them someday!”
“Oh shii im sorry!” or “Like fucking hell”
by BroofDiscordUser February 1, 2022
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