mexican federales

Government police force of Mexico ride around dispensing justice.

Yo gringos yo no mess around mexican federales. Tres hombres went in Guadalupe Canyon noone came out senior.

If UR california ho mexican federales mess around with U muy bueno federales like ho ho ho..

mucho mujeres, mucho musica, mucho taco's, federales aaahh ok! U no 6 pack of tecate muy bueno!

by itichie_nocanpo July 3, 2006

Mexican Shower

The act of cleansing oneself in a public batrhoom. Typically this is done by removing the shirt and splashing water on the underarm and using liquid hand soap to get rid of a day's worth of sweat.

Dude, did you see that guy taking a Mexican Shower at the gas station? He must have been trying to clean up after a day of landscaping on his way to his job cleaning dishes at the taqueria!

by J-Grabs September 21, 2008

Mexican cigarette

1. A joint containing low-quality marijuana.

Yo dude, let's smoke a Mexican cigarette.

by Nic M November 6, 2006

Mexican Witch Doctor

The Mexican Witch Doctor is a sex move a girl performs on a man in which a flexible woman does the splits while being penetrated by the mans penis in which she spins 360 degrees continuously.

Hey, jump on my dick and spin. Do the Mexican Witch Doctor.

by STATICBONEZDFLO^ December 5, 2010

Mexican Starburst

The best thing to cross the Mexican American border. Mexican Starbursts are a Mexican candy similar to starbursts known as Now-and-Laters because when you start eating one they are hard now and soft later. A Now-and-Later is longer than a starburst, but it is also thinner than a starburst. Printed on every Now-and-Later wrapper are the words "Product of Mexico" These words are proudly printed because it is the only thing Mexico can take pride in.

Dude 1: What's Lane eating?

Dude 2: A Mexican Starburst.

Dude 1: A what?

Dude 2: They're like starbursts, except they're made in Mexico. They taste pretty good.

by SMSchoirboy October 30, 2011

Mexican Zombie

A term used by southern Americans for a Native Canadian, walking the streets of Winnipeg, drunk or high on solvents.

"What the fuck are those Mexican Zombies doing in Winnipeg?"

by SJP123 - T August 22, 2008

Mexican Halloween

A sexual position in which the man is taking the woman from behind, aka doggie style, while he is wearing a sombrero, she is wearing the Mexican flag tied around her neck and he’s holding like reigns, and he is screaming “¡Andalé!” and she is screaming “¡Bueño!”.

Him with his boys next day at school: “Damn, my back hurts so bad. I Mexican Halloweened my girlfriend real good last night.”

Them: “That makes me hungry for tacos!”

by Ellis Monroe March 23, 2019