popcorn machine

A term that can be used to describe a very toxic internet thread.

People associate popcorn with watching movies. Movies are known for being entertaining. A toxic internet thread is known for, again, being very toxic. So toxic, that reading it is like watching a movie, because both are entertaining. Just like what you do while watching a movie, you read a toxic thread, with popcorn. Popcorn comes from either a microwave, or a popcorn machine. Hence, the Popcorn Machine slang.

(Tip: Stay away from them.)

1st person: I really like the song "Minorities in my water park"! Let's read the comments.
2nd person: Don't! It's like a popcorn machine.
1st person: Dunno what you mean by that.
1st person: {reads comments} Yeah, you're right.
2nd person: Told 'ya!

by cdcdncid July 30, 2019

GRANDEE MACHINE

GRANDEE MACHINE
Beverage Packaging Machinery Manufacturer

GRANDEE MACHINE is a biger beverage packaging machinery and equipment manufacturers, located in zhangjiagang city, China.Our Main products is Water Filling Machine, Water Bottling Plant, Beer Filling Machine, Soft Drink Filling Machine, Juice Filling Machine, 5 Gallon Barrel Water Bottling Line; Water Treatment Equipment , PET Blow Molding Machine, Extrusion Blow Molding Machine, Sleeve Shrink Labeling Machine, Shrink Packing Machine ,etc;

by GRANDEE MACHINE August 13, 2019

LIT MACHINE

Only use in upper case. This term is used to distinguish supreme "lit" from normal "lit".

"Is this party a lit machine?" "No Carl, it's a LIT MACHINE."

by mmpp123 August 18, 2019

Meme Machine

Smg4

Mom: STOP WATCHING YOUTUBE AND STUDY GOD
Me: IM WATCHING THE MEME MACHINE MOM ITS AN ADDICTION KAREN

by Epic Gamer Totally October 7, 2019

War machine

This is the definition of a feminine looking bloke who tends to have short boy cut hair styles, like that of war machine in black ops 3.

Armanni: That new lass comes through like war machine.
Kian: Oi that my bird u twat
Armanni: pretty sure that’s a bloke

by will vickers 780 October 29, 2019

Smoke Machine

When you vape a Juul, Vape pen, or another similar device out of your Girlfriend's asshole whilst eating her out, and blow the vapor into her vagina. When she orgasms, she will then proceed to blow the vapor out of her vagina, similar to the likes of a Smoke Machine.

Dude, I burned my girlfriend's asshole last night doing the smoke machine. She is super pissed at me.

by Faded11 December 7, 2019

Cussing machine gun

Someone who swears so much that they sound like a machine gun

She is swearing so much, she sounds like a cussing machine gun

by Tallo April 14, 2020