Matthew

The biggest sesh gremlin out there. Matthew is often found in either the pub smashing a few cold ones with the boys or in a park ripping an illybay

"who's that animal over there skulling a beer?"

"Oh that's just Matthew"

by eshsay remlingay November 24, 2019

Matthew

Matthew's are genours kind and caring. They are the best of friends and help you at your deepest points. They tend to be cute and can make an amazing boyfriend. They like to make others happy and put others before them. They have a heart-warming smile that could lighten up your day. If you know or have a Matthew don't let them go. They are a real life soother.

"Damnnn that Matthew is hawt I wanna date him"

by Urbandicccckkk November 26, 2019

Matthew Froud

A nonce

Hi, my name is Matthew Froud. I am a nonce

by Norrzy01999 November 29, 2019

Matthew

A happy stoner

M: “hey is that Matthew?”
A: “yeah he’s a real happy stoner!”

by mic.writes March 20, 2019

Matthew

Matthew (AKA Matty Ice) is athletic AF and loves to fuck wit this girl... and has been. SSHHHH

his instagram is @mkloecknerjr
Matthew likes to be himself

by kalmista April 2, 2019

matthew

matthews have blue eyes. they have the nicest brown curly hair. all the girls fall for matthew but he will only ever love one girl. one girl he loves is more special to him than any girl ever. he loves one girl.

matthew isnt good at staying in relationships but if he is with the right girl then he can stay in a relationship. he would never cheat on a girl ever. he always tells the girl he loves that he loves her and if he likes her then he wont say i love you.

boy: matthew told me yesterday kaylee and him said i love you.
girl: i am so jealous of them together they’re so cute

by youngdaggerdickthatsmyhandld April 6, 2019

Matthew

A FUCKIN IDIOT!! So stupad!

Thinks he’s funny but rlly isn’t!!
Keeps asking if he should grow his hair out, and no one gives a fuck!!

Like just shut up
Shut up

“Hey yk matthew?” - gorl
“Yah why?” - other gorl
“Matthews a fuckin idiot” - gorl
“U right chica” - other girl

by A literal god April 10, 2019