a good landing is when you survive

a good landing is when you survive means if you survive it was a good landing

guy: ok nice landing, flaps up
other guy: ok gear up
guy:NO!!!!!!! FUCK!
other guy: YOU SAID GEAR UP!!!
guy: I SAID FLAP, NOT GEAR!! !!!
(part 2)
a good landing is when you survive means if you survive it was a good landing

by onionlight November 26, 2021

Mandy Land

When you get swept up in the energy and whimsy of the beautiful and exciting Mandy. No rules, no stress. Please just have fun. Trip to Bermuda? Lets book tickets for tomorrow. Don't know anyone at the bar? Don't worry. Mandy does. In Mandy Land there is no time for boredom or debbie downers. We came to explore and be spontaneous - but with style. Lets ride those Vespas in cocktail dresses. Go to the beach with the biggest beach hat and a perfect spray tan. People might stare, but who cares? You're in Mandy Land.

Nothing is more fun that Mandy Land.

by Colbison December 3, 2021

Land Mime

Accidentally stepping on a sleeping mime and dealing with the explosive verbal reactions before the mime realizes they need to start being silent again.

"I stepped on a Land Mime the other day and they yelled "What the Fuck???" then went silent and climbed out of an invisible window"

by clickeye3 October 18, 2019

land

Verb - To obtain something that is desirable --- desirable from the perspective of the person speaking.

I'm hoping to land a new job.
He landed a sweet gig.

by spike_spiegel October 24, 2019

boyfriend land

This is were someone (a girl) can’t do anything with her boyfriend, the girl will always mention her boyfriend no matter what, she can never make time for her friends cause it seems that her boyfriend is more important. It is usually the girls who are new to dating but anyone can go through it

Girl1- hey guys I can’t go to the mall my boyfriend is going to a party

Girl2- but isn’t it full of boys, in hints for all boys

Girl1-yeah but it’s my boyfriend I’ll be fine

Girl1 walks away

Girl3- jeez she’s in boyfriend land

Girl2- that’s correct

by Potaotowolf November 2, 2019

land mafia

Influential and criminal groups who take publically and privately owned land by coercion, threats, force and fraud, and resell it for profit.
China cutting is a common criminal activity perpetrated by land mafia.

Government seems helpless against powerful land mafia.

by zpack November 19, 2021

No man’s land

On a male body, the space between the testicles and the anus. Also known as taint.

“Wow! He has a pretty big no man’s land. It’s so stinky and vial.”

by Frootsmoothie October 5, 2021