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Whizz N' Jizz

When one reaches godly heights he can urinate and cum at the same time.
Bro she was so good last night, she made me Whizz N' Jizz.
by Nooblis June 14, 2016
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jizz face limey

It is a term used for every dumb assed British mother fucker, tea sucking, monkey licking cunt fart. That lives on the little piece of shit island known as Great Britain. Most if not all are totally jealous that we are the 1st country to get it done right. But they are still better then those nasty ass frogs over in France. ...Oh by the way great move by your queer ass Prince Harry, wearing that Nazi uniform. Real classy!! We should come ove there and throw him in an Jew burning oven. See how he likes that.
Every one in Great Britain except Tony Blair, is a Jizz Face Limey.
by Gary B January 16, 2005
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jizz slurpee

Falkan's(-see gay) favorite treat on any occasion, or no occasion at all.
My names Falkan and i love slurpeez made of man chowder cuz im such a gay definition superimposer, bastard guy.
by Falkan March 4, 2003
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jizz covered tacos

when your eating a taco and your sour cream is really jizz bc the guy next to you wanted to be funny and jizzed all over your taco, so now your taco is going to be a stick mess.
dude that cour cream looks like jizz, your eating a jizz covered tacos
by TarTar[-_-] August 20, 2009
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Volatile Jizz Bath

A form of suicide where you fill a bathtub with a mixture of semen from different people, animals and other creatures, and gasoline. Once in the bathtub's magnificent mixture of gasoline and semen, relieve yourself one final time, then drop a match into the gasoline and go out in a blaze of glory, unrivaled like any other.
Person A: How did (insert name here) kill themself?

Person B: By taking a Volatile Jizz Bath
Person A: Well at least he went out in a blaze of glory.

Person B: If I had the balls, I'd do that.
Person A: Pussy.
by Professor Magnum Dong November 25, 2013
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Take a jizz for my wizz

Yo man i really gots to take a jizz for my wizz
by MarvelosityReigns November 7, 2009
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Sis from another jizz

A sister that is the result of an ejaculation other than the one that produced the other sibling.
Who's that girl who can't even get a job? She's my sis from another jizz..
by Villus October 26, 2011
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