January 19 

people born on this day are very stupid and are short-tempered!! mean!!! wants money!!!! but really just want friends 😔

person: oh when were u born again?
me: january 19... i'm a capricorn-aquarius cusp with a pisces moon and sagittarius rising which means i'm always unstable .

January 19 by hahawhyme January 4, 2021

January 20

January 20 is my birthday, but people will be celebrating for different reasons

Person 1: YES!

Person 2: Thank you for celebrating my birthday!
Person 1: Its January 20, I'm not celebrating for that

January 20 by Kim Jong-Ill November 12, 2020

january 8th 

millies birthday

it’s january 8th today omg its millies birthday!!

january 8th by jaeorny October 15, 2019

January Slump

The month after Christmas when you get your credit card bill for all the gifts you have bought.

hey johnny did your credit card bill look like this

ya looks like i cant buy any thing till next month (damn January slump)

January Slump by iamiamiamiami December 20, 2010

January Griffin 

A January Griffin is A cute funny guy with Dave Franco eyebrows. He is the nicest guy you will ever meet. After a conversation with him you won't be able to get your mind off him, and every time he calls or texts you, your heart will fill up with joy and excitement. He is someone you don't need to impress because he thinks your beautiful just the way you are. It doesn't matter if you're a depressing/suicidal person who needs therapy, he loves you. It doesn't matter if you think your fat. It doesn't matter if you think you're ugly. It doesn't matter if you think your no good. he sees past all imperfections. Around griffin, I can be me, and I don't care how I look, because he's the only guy I've ever liked and I feel like I don't need to try and be pretty for him to like me. Also, he may act very gay and wear pink toucan shirts, but don't worry he's straight. Just try and stay away from his friends. If you get a griffin in your life, don't screw it up.

Guy 1: Who is that? Whats with his shirt?

Guy 2: It's a pink toucan shirt? He must be gay.
Me: Nah. That's January Griffin, He's just crazy., And awesome, And gay, but not gay. He acts gay but he's straight.

January Griffin by myemoliferightnow August 23, 2018

January 1st 

Its BBC day, were you can suck as many BBCs as you want, National BBC day it's when we celebrate the 1st black PP ever created.

Girl 1: Are you ready for January 1st

Girl 2: No, Why?

Girl 1:Because it's National BBC day

January 1st by Joe mama's coochie October 12, 2019

January 13th

the perfect day to lose your virginity. Its a good start on the new year.
Lets go, remember better safe then sorry

You: I've lost my virginity
Friend: what since when?
You: yesterday
Friend: ouu I see. Ofc january 13th, Congratulations

January 13th by What about simbaaa October 14, 2019