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John-Jerk

When someone is just being irrationally stubborn for no reason, but they are still adorably lovable.
John was being a John-jerk and insisting he was right (he wasn't), but I just love him too much to take the bait and fight, so I am happy to be the blame-eater.
by JaneGordon.com April 4, 2023
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John Hargrove

A person whose name you use for cover when you accidentally say something disparaging about a particular person in a more-public way than you initially intended - especially when the person in question hears or sees what you say about them.
Person One: "This guy is such a jackass."
Person Two: "Dude, the phone's not on mute!"
Person One: "Umm...yeah, like I was saying, John Hargrove is such a jackass."
by billdcon September 12, 2019
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John West

Alternative version of west, may be shortened to John. Used around Manchester and the North-West of England.
That lad is absolutely John West.
by a_ev.ans May 3, 2019
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John Jones

THE SEXY-IST MAN ALIVE -Yako-li
by yako-li March 25, 2021
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Doing a John

Saying you can come to an event and then cancelling at the last minute.
1. Sorry guys, I'm afraid I'll be doing a John tonight.

Also acceptable:
2. Imma have to John it tonight.
3. That girl I was interested in did a John. Now I cry myself to sleep.
by xWitt October 20, 2017
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Jiffy John

More commonly known as a "Porta Potty"
Probably the most disgusting place in the world to take care of your "business"
Warning: Sitting on seats may result in catching infectious diseases. Also, wear a gas mask upon entering to prevent fainting from toxic fumes.
Person 1: Oh my god, I really gotta take a piss
Person 2: Haha! There's a jiffy john right there! Have at it!
Person 1: Ugh... Let's get this over with! *takes deep breath, holds it and charges into jiffy john*
by GHUBZ October 20, 2012
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Mr. John

The most romantic man in any conceivable universe. The kind of guy you can’t get enough of, because he’s so hilarious, and generous, and reassuring, and makes you feel great about yourself. He has a way of turning every situation into something positive. If you can win this man’s heart, you are incredibly lucky.
by AmatoTheBeloved February 14, 2020
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