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January 18th

Paul Ross Day! Paul Ross Day is a a holiday celebrated on january 18th in Kazakhstan. Paul Ross Day occurs annually and was first introduced to in the United Kingdom by Borat Sagdiyev, fourth most famous person in Kazakhstan. it is a tradition to celebrate Paul Ross day by having sexy times. if you are viewing this on January 18 happy Paul Ross day!
It’s January 18th!

Happy Paul ross Day!!

Sexy Times?
by wheresmymilk2020 January 17, 2020
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Fuck you, it's January

A term used to commentate on the fact that a lot of shitty movies typically come out on January as way for studios to just get them out of the way. As if Hollywood waits for December to end to just take a big shit real quick. Term was coined by Redlettermedia.
Why is "Monster Trucks" (2017 Movie) a thing and why is it releasing in January?
Because Fuck you, it's January.
by Doggythescholar January 18, 2017
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Join Jesus January

You have read the bible 5 times a day and give out bible to cleanse your friends from destroy dick December. If one fails Join Jesus January god will smite them.
John: Take this bible in the holy name of Join Jesus January
Phil: I'm good
John: Your a dead man
by Spam Police November 12, 2018
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January 12th

Only people with the smallest pp are born on this day
Man I bet he was born on January 12th
by JAYcruz October 15, 2019
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January 21

People born on this day are LIRES no cap. They will lie and gossip until no one loves them no more
Dude no. 1: Hey dude, my gf is born on the January 21.

Dude no. 2: run dude, she is going to lie to you, get out fast
by Bubblesbae November 4, 2019
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Jizz Jar January

In honor of those who made it through Destroy Dick December, Jizz Jar January is about Jizzing in a jar of your choice and filling it by the end of january
by ur mum gei liek ali a December 2, 2018
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January 3rd

These are the kids who are like chavs, they go out of their way to seem like the hardest person and brag about everything, they think it’s cool to smoke and are roadmen/ roadwomen
by Birthday Personalities. November 3, 2019
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