On a Donkey's Left Toe

verb;
The toe of a donkey, preferably on the left side.

I swear on a donkey's left toe that Greta left her husband for Tom.

by urstinkyunclesam March 21, 2022

Leftings

Chat-Mod that types ./spawn in Public Chat

Hey Leftings, how do I get to spawn? ./spawn in public chat!

by rektbrolol January 04, 2019

Lefting

What a person or persons is trying to push their liberal political views on everyone.

Those idiots dude have a BLM shirt on and has a rock in one hand. He must be lefting.

by Kongdong82 July 12, 2020

Left Lane Autism

When someone continuously drives in the left lane of a highway below an acceptable speed oblivious to the obvious social cues of being passed on the right. The driver will also fail to make eye contact or acknowledge the multitude of vehicles parading by.

I was stuck behind this guy with left lane autism for at least seven miles. I watched him get passed by thirteen vehicles including two loaded dump trucks and a piece of farm equipment.

by BellsBeach50 July 21, 2023

Nuclear Physicists are left leg beta testers 《¤》

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Nuclear Physicists are left leg beta testers 《¤》

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 02, 2025

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by AnudaJaniceRobles June 08, 2025

Naked Man Left in the Drained Pool

The naked man left in the drained pool is typically someone who was around something that started, and then there after it leaves, like a nostalgia nerd, or someone left in the middle after their two friends have a fight with each-other and break apart the friendship.

Jeez, my friend is still obsessed with Dungeon Keeper 2. What a naked man left in the drained pool.

by Ethanhead258 August 11, 2017