When a person usualy calls into work or dicks out on other obligations to take part in binge drinking Irish drinks (Jameson and Guiness) with an end result of halucination or passing out in the early afternoon. Usualy takes place after a long night of binge drinking. The most popular day to attempt this is March 17.
Guy #1:Damn I drank so much wiskey and guiness yesterday I missed school and work then passed out at 2 in the afternoon.
Guy #2:Shit sounds like you went out for an Irish Vision Qwest.
Guy #2:Shit sounds like you went out for an Irish Vision Qwest.
by whitekneegrow February 21, 2012
Irish Car Bomb done to gigantic proportions using a pitcher and a rocks glass instead of a pint and a shot. aka instant blackout.
"dude, i think i drank an Irish Bus Bomb last night. My head is killing me, i cant remember shit, and im not in the right house!"
"Yep, sounds about right"
"Yep, sounds about right"
by djbadlt July 26, 2012
After taking a shit, the person folds their penis towards their own butthole and pisses to clean any remaining poop off.
Then pats it dry with any toilet paper if there is any left.
Then pats it dry with any toilet paper if there is any left.
I took a shit and forgot I was out of toilet paper so I had to use my Irish bidet.
It always does the trick when I’m in a pinch.
It always does the trick when I’m in a pinch.
by Jessup the wise January 26, 2022
The act of drilling a hole in a potato and using it for male masturbation if needed use ale or beer as lubricant
by SquashFox May 11, 2016
The preferred method of abortion in Ireland, where instead of getting an actual abortion, someone uppercuts the woman directly in the womb.
Dude 1: "Bro, Stacey called me last night and said she was pregnant with my kid, so I went over to her house and gave her an Irish abortion!"
Dude 2: Nice Bro!
Dude 2: Nice Bro!
by Jpen4 January 02, 2020
The natural tendency of a shirt, while defecating on a toilet, to create a narrow passage along the abdomen and chest, through which potent fecal fumes are able to travel directly from the toilet to the face. Sufferers may experience, watery eyes, gaging, nausia, or in extreme cases vomiting.
I forgot to take my shirt off this morning during my morning glory, gave myself an Irish Chimney and ralphed everywhere.
I missed lunch today. Took a deuce right before hand, gave myself an Irish Chimney and lost my apatite.
Bob called in sick this today, I wondering if he's suffering from an Irish Chimney.
-"I'm going to step into the office."
-"Don't forget to close your Irish Chimney."
Dutch Oven, Fruitcup, Fart Apnea
I missed lunch today. Took a deuce right before hand, gave myself an Irish Chimney and lost my apatite.
Bob called in sick this today, I wondering if he's suffering from an Irish Chimney.
-"I'm going to step into the office."
-"Don't forget to close your Irish Chimney."
Dutch Oven, Fruitcup, Fart Apnea
by casual1 March 27, 2012
by dons johnson December 16, 2009