Internet

Life...

You can love the Internet, and you can hate the Internet.

by Wolfgang Harvey May 3, 2017

internet

something your on right now

I'm on the internet

by fluro films June 22, 2017

Internet Guy

A guy you hire to watch porn and masturbate, as you, the customer, watches for amusement.

Guy A: Oh, hey thanks for coming. Been waiting all week for you to come by.
Internet Guy: No problem, my schedule has been all backed up. So, where's the computer.
Guy A: Well, here it is.
Internet Guy: (Begins to search up porn, and remove pants) Well here we go.
Guy A: Oh, yeah. You are the best Internet guy, I had... <3

by TheRealOneRootBeer September 12, 2017

Internet condom

A version of parental controls that makes internet browsing safe and searching for dank memes impossible. Made for guys named Yung.

Yung: I need protection... like rubber outfit before searching for dank stuff.
Other user: an internet condom?

by Constlyung October 28, 2017

Internet

Ironically, one of the only places where you can't find any help on computer issues.

I try to look up how to fix my bluetooth settings on the internet and all I get are these horrible computer magazines that don't understand what they're doing.

by AtheistExtremist November 1, 2017

Internet Strong

A person who makes boasts and bullies people only because he/she knows the anonymity of the internet means they can't actually be found and challenged to a real fist fight. Generally the highest form of cowards, pretty common now though.

Yea, that guy said a lot of hateful shit, but that's only cuz he was Internet strong. Bet he's never called a black guy a nigger to his face once, no matter how many times he typed it tonight.

by Fayd Rautha October 29, 2017

Internet

A series of dark caves, made up mostly of seven year old Minecraft players and forty year old trolls. Beware!

John: This creepy dude is stalking me over the internet.
Joe: hmm
John: Dammit joe!

by Mumflr Fumperdink January 5, 2018