poop cocoon

When someone shits in a sleeping bag.

Last night I couldn't control my bowels, so I turned Jerry's sleeping bag into a poop cocoon while he was asleep.

by asian_zing April 21, 2011

Christmas Poop

The colossal poop you take after eating anything and everything in sight during Chistmas time. May be large and solid, or squirty and nasty, depending on the types and quantity of cheese.

J: How was your Christmas Poop?

A: So solid I wrapped it in toilet paper and left it underneath the tree.

Poop

by CapFish91 March 1, 2017

nuke poop

poop so strong that it flies out of your butthole like a nuclear explosion.

dude, i nuke pooped in my pants and they caught on fire

by ifihadaquarteridbuysomegum February 14, 2012

pooped a dragon

when after eating spicy foods, your shits burn your ass

"Yo Wally, where were you?"

"I Just finsihed my curry, then pooped a Dragon!!"

by DJTF2 April 1, 2009

double poops

When you have extremely bad diarrhea that when you're shitting two turds come out at the same time.

"Dude, I just had the worst double poops in my life."

by GeneralGorlock June 19, 2018

Poop finger

When one human puts their finger into the anal cavity of another human and pulls it out, resulting in deposition of fecal matter onto the phalanges.

Bro, I was fingering my girls ass and she gave me really bad poop finger.

Oh no man, what did you do?

I had to lick it off like a popsicle.

by Butthole penis July 25, 2019

Poop pipe

Another word for someone's butt hole, anus, or chocolate starfish.

1. Ross smokes the poop pipe
2. Ross your not actually supposed to smoke the poop pipe

by cpowers July 30, 2007