bed

stands for bullimic eating disorder on ed twitter
ed twt: what ed do you have?
anyone: bed
by urbandicrionaryfan March 15, 2023
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Bed

I went in bed with John and fucked him for 9 hours straight
by Lumiar November 12, 2023
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Bed

A peice of furniture that people sleep on.
My friend's dad was laying on the bed all day yesterday.
by rest-stop-999 April 18, 2024
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bed

Where...

1). you sleep
2). you have sex or something
3). you cannot be able to escape the fluffy prison
Mom: "Get out of bed."
You (probably): "No."
by 7568ino January 19, 2024
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Bed

Something that you can sleep in.
We went to bed when mom told us.
by CJ_DA_BOSS November 30, 2021
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Bed Test

Describes the likelihood that a dude would nail a particular chick. An extremely hot girl easily passes the bed test.
Guy 1: Didja check out that hottie over there?
Guy 2: Yeah, dude! She easily passes my bed test.
by IAmTheDude June 27, 2012
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