A girl you can bring home to your mom. She's responsible, reliable and has outstanding moral fiber. She is intelligent, witty, and has class. She abides by social norms, and does not deviate. She's beautiful but never cheap or tawdry. She has domestic skills, and is never self absorbed. She has confidence, and no known mental illnesses as evidenced by the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders. She doesn't have tattoos, eccentric piercings, or fake appendages (hair, nails, eyelashes).
Jimmy: JV, what happened with that girl you told me about last week? Is she a "bring her home to mom"?
JV: Nah, bro, she's like a Gatorade I smashed on the floor and tried to sell, she had an orange tan, daddy issues, wouldn't stay off the phone, and I'm pretty sure she got with 2 of my boys this week. She's a homie smasher.
JV: Nah, bro, she's like a Gatorade I smashed on the floor and tried to sell, she had an orange tan, daddy issues, wouldn't stay off the phone, and I'm pretty sure she got with 2 of my boys this week. She's a homie smasher.
by rudylikethemovie December 11, 2011
Get the Bring Her Home To Mommug. Bro: So I was at Wal-Mart, picketing bro. You know, for the environment? And this bitch walked up and I showed her my dick.
by Mr.FancyPants December 26, 2008
Get the Showed Her My Dickmug. a word that may be interpetrated incorrectly... it means: this bitch needs a coconut in her arm! coined by the CUTEST Amy Santiago.
by nineninethings January 26, 2019
Get the this b needs a c in her amug. A girl who is ugly everywhere but her face. Extremely anorexic and unable to fit into most clothes, this But Her Face (Butterface) has a beautiful face with pronounced cheekbones and jaw because of her bony-ness. She has no boobs, flat ass, and no waist (because of her stick thin figure.... tiny hips, tiny chest).
The opposite of the above mentioned girl. An otherwise curvy and gorgeous girl who has a facial skin problem or was born with less than ideal facial features. She is gorgeous everywhere but her face.
The opposite of the above mentioned girl. An otherwise curvy and gorgeous girl who has a facial skin problem or was born with less than ideal facial features. She is gorgeous everywhere but her face.
1.That butterface ,But Her Face can fit into size 0 but even that size seems too large for her ugly anorexic body, all her clothes look like potato sacks they just drape over her shapelessly! At least her face is still pretty.
2. This butterface (But Her Face) fatty has quite an impressive cleavage, but her skin is so oily that her face is full of zits!
3. What a But Her Face (Butterface) !
2. This butterface (But Her Face) fatty has quite an impressive cleavage, but her skin is so oily that her face is full of zits!
3. What a But Her Face (Butterface) !
by Inception Muffin May 15, 2016
Get the But Her Face (Butterface)mug. When a woman is masturbating and you jump in a blow your load on her face. Also known as the Joyner Jerk.
by Sick Cat July 22, 2009
Get the Join Her Jerkmug. A sexual move performed as follows:
When engaged in sex in a doggy style position, pull out and exclaim "Oh whoops, my dick fell out." Replace yourself with a large Puerto Rican friend, and let him resume. Wait a moment, then run around in front of partner and shout "Surprise!"
Alternate names: Juan Carlos Surprise, The Sneaky Thieving Mexican.
When engaged in sex in a doggy style position, pull out and exclaim "Oh whoops, my dick fell out." Replace yourself with a large Puerto Rican friend, and let him resume. Wait a moment, then run around in front of partner and shout "Surprise!"
Alternate names: Juan Carlos Surprise, The Sneaky Thieving Mexican.
Hey Mike, how're you and Sandra doing?
Not to good man.. last night me and Juan did the Puerto Rican Sneak-her and she ain't to happy..
Not to good man.. last night me and Juan did the Puerto Rican Sneak-her and she ain't to happy..
by zon June 10, 2007
Get the puerto rican sneak-hermug. by dasmestephanie June 18, 2017
Get the beat her face out withmug.