National Have An Online Thing Day

On April 19 you have to get your ex or crush to be your Online boyfriend/girlfriend for 1-7 days and if you catch feelings try a real relationship it doesn’t matter if your single or taken

Hey it’s National Have An Online Thing Day wanna give it a try?

by Mistakes in love April 19, 2019

I have a bad word blocker

this only makes sense when you have one
doesn't that fuck you out?

I have a bad word blocker

by Orrinpants February 28, 2022

Have you seen the shoelace video?

A code phrase used by those in the tickle community to find other members. It was originally derived from the Tumblr user code, “I like your shoelaces.” The correct response from someone who is in the tickle community is, “Yeah, the president had what was coming to him.”

Secret Lee: Have you seen the shoelace video?
Secret Ler: Yeah, the president had what was coming to him.
Secret Lee: …holy shit

Secret Ler: Have you seen the shoelace video?
Random Oblivious Bystander: No…? What shoelace video?
Secret Ler: Never mind, I’ll try to remember send it to you later.

by Spontanoose January 15, 2022

You wanna have a bad time?

This is something that the character Sans from undertale says. He says this if you pick the genocide rute by killing the other monsters. When he says this is when you meet him in a hall.

Frisk: Hi Sans.
Sans: You wanna have a bad time?

by Subiugetur November 20, 2018

landen and brenden having 3 sum

When you find a girl and start having a 3 sum with her then you randomly stop nad start sucking each others dick

Dude last night I had the best landen and brenden having 3 sum. It was so much fun

by Penis in butt January 27, 2021

Didn't you have your Wheaties?

Used to ask why somebody is not working as hard as they should, inspired by the fact that the cereal of the name is supposed to help one build big strong muscles. Coaches especially like to ask this of their players, when their players are not practicing nearly hard enough.

"Didn't you have your Wheaties?" Coach Egan asked of David and Greg,who were horsing around during football practice. "You're supposed to be practicing and putting lots of effort into it! No horsing around!"

by JMC70 August 25, 2017

Does Rudy have a massive shlong

Does Rudy have a massive shlong
Yes. Yes Rudy does. That sexy mf🥵🥰

Does Rudy have a massive shlong
Girl: Oh my god Rudy has a massive shlong
Guy Yes he does
*Bites lip ominously*

by VerySexyMan123 March 22, 2021