Bro my wife gave me the Dirty Mike Hammer last night and called me a dirty man whore!! I think this BDSM is getting way out of hand
by Goofy1984 July 8, 2024
Get the Dirty Mike Hammer mug.A tool for hammering and nailing. It can bang on everything that is flat , verticle or horizontal, as long as it is hammerable.
Jack hammered Jill on a wall. Jack is a bad boy.
Uncle Joe nailed his maid on the stool with his hammer.
Uncle Joe nailed his maid on the stool with his hammer.
by WaterBuffalo779 August 4, 2016
Get the Hammer mug.Hym "Oh God, I love hammers. You can use them for everything. You can hammer everything. Retards. Jews- NOT SARAH SILVERMAN! Don't hammer that one or I will hammer Elon, take over his company, construct a giant space hammer, and slam it into the planet. Which is probably the best conceivable use for a hammer."
by Hym Iam February 20, 2025
Get the Hammer mug.Someones who's erected or soft penis is so large that one is said to be able to see it from space. This term can only be applied to people who have had their male reproductive organs compared to that of a horse. People defined as gargantuan hammers tend to be in prison or working as a prostitute. ( pronouns: dude, guy)
by suferdude90266 November 4, 2021
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The name comes from the feeling of being hit by a hammer and only the worthy can pick you up from the ground.
The name comes from the feeling of being hit by a hammer and only the worthy can pick you up from the ground.
"One large Thor's Hammer please."
"Do you want some magnesium and an infusion with that?"
"Yes please."
"Do you want some magnesium and an infusion with that?"
"Yes please."
by dave132 June 2, 2021
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(A play on ‘when your only tool is a hammer, you see everything as nails)
Plus a hammer is blunt and at the opposite end of precision to a razor.
(A play on ‘when your only tool is a hammer, you see everything as nails)
Plus a hammer is blunt and at the opposite end of precision to a razor.
Rob: the health service is broken because it’s woke
Rob: the prisons are broken because of woke
Rob: schools are broken because they’re woke
Rob: I can’t get a girlfriend because woke
Me: boy, that rob sure does like to swing occum’s hammer
Rob: the prisons are broken because of woke
Rob: schools are broken because they’re woke
Rob: I can’t get a girlfriend because woke
Me: boy, that rob sure does like to swing occum’s hammer
by eddie would go June 21, 2025
Get the Occum’s hammer mug.Man, I gave my cousin the lumberjack slammer hammer so hard last night, I think I might have a shit-baby nephson on the way.
by Dogbite May 23, 2018
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