Fun nice guy really intelligent a girl magnet had short brown hair and brown eyes he’s really fun and cute
Girl 1:hey did you see that boy girl 2:yes he’s my crush. Girl 1: how did you meet him girl 2: I met evan in kindergarten and I have been in school with him for 8yrs both girls :damn he’s cute
by Cats rules March 11, 2019
Get the Evanmug. by wdymmmmmm November 2, 2020
Get the hoss evan jensenmug. Bro is a munch and in love with his ex he should get his priorities straight and realize hes a dork. Hes still dumb and annoying and all that from that old definition btw
Evan(redefined) is a mega munch
by evanisamouse February 11, 2023
Get the Evan(redefined)mug. 
Get the Evanmug. The most powerful couple there is out there, anyone who dares stand in their way is stomped out until they are nothing but molecules. Hadley being the looks and the smarts of the relationship while Evan is the easy going laid back funny guy. These two put together make other couples shit themselves if a couple is like a Hadley and Evan couple they're known as a Hevan couple
"Omg did you see that Hevan couple" fucken Britney
"Yes they were so hot I almost shit myself" fucken Daphney
"I wish I was a Hadley and Evan couple" fucken jaquevis
"Yes they were so hot I almost shit myself" fucken Daphney
"I wish I was a Hadley and Evan couple" fucken jaquevis
by The_dictionaryadditioner July 7, 2021
Get the Hadley and Evanmug. Literally one of the best people ever. He’s funny and handsome and can blow you away with his beautiful laugh. If you ever meet an Evan keep him.
by thats poggers man April 21, 2022
Get the Evanmug. he has almost shot up a school multiple times. He literally pulled the gun out got scared and shoved it up his ass and started crying. he is a disappointment. he is on so many meds a had to use my fingers my toes and my two balls to count them.
by DADDY OVERLORD December 12, 2018
Get the evan raupemug.