by MrCh4rbot January 18, 2022
A man who can be assumed to have a big dick, may be known as Pen-10, likely to have lots of friends. David is the kind of person that you meet and see him breathing air. Ethan would be, in this case, the legal name, with David being the name he goes by around people of the same age. David breathes air better than you, waits faster than you, builds muscle better than you, and is all around superior. If you see a wild David/Ethan, please say hello and begin following his every order for your own safety.
Person 1: "Did you see David over there?"
Person 2: "I did. What about him?"
Person 1: "I hear he has a big dick."
Person 3: "He is a rare breed. For our own safety, let us go worship him."
-Person 1, Person 2, Person 3, all leave to go worship David/Ethan-
Person 2: "I did. What about him?"
Person 1: "I hear he has a big dick."
Person 3: "He is a rare breed. For our own safety, let us go worship him."
-Person 1, Person 2, Person 3, all leave to go worship David/Ethan-
by david is me February 25, 2022
a sweet hearted boy and has amazing friends and has great jokes like "deez nuts"
he is very sexy and popular
he is very sexy and popular
by joe among May 26, 2022
When you arrange a foolproof plan to either be somewhere or go somewhere with someone but the plan utterly falls through to such a degree that the only word that can be used to describe the moment is an Ethanism.
Man, I had a real Ethanism the other day! I told my friend Rob I would meet him at Taco Bell but got caught up at Montclair State and ended up being four hours late.
by hr3pg3rg May 24, 2022
Dustin joe ethan’s-wite someone you can only pray could be real. She spends her time indulging in books or finding the next anime to watch. She’s deeper than she seems and finds peace at sea. She’s on the verge of eye sight yet you will never find her with glasses on for she mostly lost them. She randomly weirdly craves weird foods like hot sauce and if she was rich she would she would make sure to have seafood boil each day. She has the most beautiful eyes you’ve ever seen like a book filled with emotion waiting to be read. Her smile is probably the most beautiful you’ve seen for she smiles so big you can see her pinkish gums and pretty indents filled with comfort like art in a person something you never miss. She finds comfort in space and greek mythology and theirs a 100% you have found someone as in love with her dog as her. her future is bright and hopefully i’m in in. Overall dustin joe ethan’s-wite is out of this world.
by randomuserwholoveszest November 21, 2023
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