Pitch a Drunk 

Pitching a drunk is like pitching a tent--you're planning to be there for awhile. Typically, one pitches a drunk several days long, such as over a three-day weekend. This is the primary reason breakfast cocktails such as bloody marys and mimosas were invented, as they allow the drinker to maintain the intoxication acquired the previous night.

We're headed to my friend's beach house for Labor Day weekend. I think I'll just pitch a drunk for the whole trip.

Pitch a Drunk by bigsaxquatch September 3, 2010

One drink drunk

Someone who has had one drink of an alcoholic beverage and becomes drunk after finishing it

Dang! That person is a one drink drunk type of person!

One drink drunk by ONEDRINKDRUNK July 4, 2016

Mommy’s-drunk-but-she’s-holding-it-together 

Well...
Mommy’s-drunk-but-she’s-holding-it-together. (Does anyone have a cheeseburger?)

Mommy’s-drunk-but-she’s-holding-it-together.

Mommy’s-drunk-but-she’s-holding-it-together by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it January 5, 2020

Noah's Ark drunk 

The state of drunkenness that ensues when you drink the entire contents of a hotel room minibar. Coined by comedian Artie Lange

Todd drank all the mini bottles of Drambuie and Wild Turkey 101, then barricaded himself

in his room at the Truncated Stay America to sleep off his Noah's Ark drunk.

Noah's Ark drunk by Badwig March 11, 2022

Insta-Drunk 

When one becomes drunk in 2.5 seconds.

Shit man...I am insta-drunk. I just downed four long islands and a car bomb in 20 minutes.

Insta-Drunk by Cheris May 3, 2006

Sass Drunk 

Noun; When you are so drunk that you passout in the middle of a sandbar, face down and start to puke all over yourself so much that people have to dig you a puke hole so you dont die

Guy 1: "Dude, i am about to get sass drunk tonight"
Guy2: "I am not taking care of you"

Sass Drunk by dancer1_ August 30, 2010

hurricane drunk 

Getting drunk in order to forget about a lover.

"Dude Jane broke up with me last night. Let's go to the bar tonight so I can get hurricane drunk."

hurricane drunk by a1n2n3i4e5 April 21, 2014