Depression: the state of feeling everything at once, or nothing at all. The feeling of drowning without water. Feeling completely helpless. Being able to pretend to be happy, and not have anyone realise what your actually going through.
by departed_ghost December 20, 2022
Get the depressedmug. When you suffer from MDD (depression), some days are better than others. You may feel fine one day, but the next day you'll feel like you want to die.
The following is a "scale" of how a depressed person's days can go. To make this less confusing, the person will be referred to as "Bob."
The following is a "scale" of how a depressed person's days can go. To make this less confusing, the person will be referred to as "Bob."
The Depression Scale
LEVEL ZERO: Good days
Bob exhibits absolutely no symptoms of depression, and may even appear quite happy.
LEVEL ONE: Standard days
Bob will appear fine on the outside, but on the inside he feels gloomy and disinterested. Don't expect him to tell you about it, though.
LEVEL TWO: Bad days
Things haven't been going well for Bob. Unlike level one where he just feels down, level two depression is where he actually has a reason to feel the way they does. He will most likely want to be alone, and will deflect all forms of conversation.
LEVEL THREE: Mental Breakdown
Bob has had an absolutely awful day and cannot suppress how he feels any longer. He'll tell just about anyone who's willing to lend an ear, and will probably start sobbing halfway through.
LEVEL FOUR: Self-harm
Bob feels so numb inside, he has resorted to physically hurting himself in order to feel something, anything. He doesn't care how dangerous it is for his health; he stopped caring about himself a long time ago.
LEVEL FIVE: Ending it all
Bob is done. He's been pushed around and bullied enough by the universe, and has decided that the only option left is to take his own life.
LEVEL ZERO: Good days
Bob exhibits absolutely no symptoms of depression, and may even appear quite happy.
LEVEL ONE: Standard days
Bob will appear fine on the outside, but on the inside he feels gloomy and disinterested. Don't expect him to tell you about it, though.
LEVEL TWO: Bad days
Things haven't been going well for Bob. Unlike level one where he just feels down, level two depression is where he actually has a reason to feel the way they does. He will most likely want to be alone, and will deflect all forms of conversation.
LEVEL THREE: Mental Breakdown
Bob has had an absolutely awful day and cannot suppress how he feels any longer. He'll tell just about anyone who's willing to lend an ear, and will probably start sobbing halfway through.
LEVEL FOUR: Self-harm
Bob feels so numb inside, he has resorted to physically hurting himself in order to feel something, anything. He doesn't care how dangerous it is for his health; he stopped caring about himself a long time ago.
LEVEL FIVE: Ending it all
Bob is done. He's been pushed around and bullied enough by the universe, and has decided that the only option left is to take his own life.
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 7, 2021
Get the Depression Scalemug. when someone says they're depressed, without actual evidence or diagnose to back that claim up. mostly suffered by 13-14 year olds who listen to Billy Eilish. even though someone does not have a diagnosis, that does not mean everything is alright. if they have no problems at all than it is fake depressed. semi depressed is more a way of saying that a person has problems, but not actual depression
Linda: omg Billy Eilish's music is so sad! i'm depressed now because i don't have any other hobby's due to my insecurity and so i only listen to sad music.
Bert: no Linda, your just semi depressed, come and sit down to talk if you want anything out.
Bert: no Linda, your just semi depressed, come and sit down to talk if you want anything out.
by samyfietsen June 30, 2020
Get the semi depressedmug. A mental condition that many people have. Some with it joke about it, some that don’t actually have it joke about it too. It’s also an emotion, as well. Depression is just another word for sadness.
I hAVe criPpLinG depression
Are you a sleep-deprived necrophobe? Well, guess what!? They say death is an eternal sleep, so don’t be afraid anymore and jump off a building! ~ something a depressed emo might say.
Are you a sleep-deprived necrophobe? Well, guess what!? They say death is an eternal sleep, so don’t be afraid anymore and jump off a building! ~ something a depressed emo might say.
by Just Some Fucking Lettuce May 26, 2018
Get the Depressionmug. n. A constant state of depression associated with newly wed brides, particularly of those who have left a life of partying.
by Herpyderp88 June 12, 2011
Get the Post-bridem depressionmug. by D3pressed a-hole January 7, 2020
Get the Kiss a depressed persons daymug. Depression, a constant feeling of emptiness. Depression is NOT when your mother tells you your grounded. You sad ass 11 yr olds.
"Jimmy Is Depressed, Jimmy Has Depression, Jimmy No Like Life." "Amy Is NOT Depressed, Amy Just Got Grounded."
by Soggy Water. February 2, 2021
Get the Depressionmug.