Pre-crastinate

The act of placing yourself or others (usually those who work for you) in crisis mode now for something far in the future that may or may no ever happen. The same amount of energy is expended and stress is created in a compressed timeframe as if you had waited until the last minute only it is done now when it is uncertain if the event will actually occur.

Why does the boss always pre-crastinate? We end up doing cheetah flips and running around like our pants are on fire for something 6 months away "just in case." Then they cancel the thing.

by Jammed up October 26, 2013

butt crest

The top, or peak, of your butt crack.

When Laura bends over, you can see the crest of her butt. It's her butt crest.

by Go Nuts for Donuts December 19, 2015

The Crist of Cynewulf

J.R.R. Tolkien's greatest inspiration.

Hmmm... The Crist of Cynewulf. Let's read it.
'Eala Earendel engla beorhast
Ofer middangeard monnum sended'.
Or, for you bitches who don't know old english, that's
'Hail Earendel brightest of angels
over Middle Earth sent to men'.
I think I'm going to go write more than 12 books about Middle Earth now.

by Le phjkafheo;iwheg February 28, 2017

On crest

A term developed from crest toothpaste for an individual who is noticably white.

He is on crest
That nigga on crest

by Ikillkneegrows October 24, 2017

Wildwood Crest

Wildwood Credt is located in the Jersey Shore. It isn’t as trashy as North Wildwood but is still the hella good time. It has the best beach and the best boardwalk around which is a few minutes away from Wildwood Crest. The boardwalk there has so much more to do than ocean city boardwalk. Ocean City, Sea Isle, Avalon, and Long Beach Island are so overated when it comes to Wildwood. Those places are for the rich snobs who don’t know how to have fun. Wildwood Crest is specifically for the richer people and if you own a house there you will have the time of your life. People in Wildwood Crest know how to have fun which some people say make it a trashy area but it’s really just a fun time that only the best people get in on. Wilwood Crest is really the shit.

Girl 1: let’s go to my beach house in Ocean City
Girl 2: Hell no we’re going to Wildwood Crest where people actually know how to have fun.
Girl 3: Yeah Wildwood Crest is the shit.

by Userwhoknowstherealshit March 23, 2019

french crest

The dried crust that dries upon the crest of your lips and around them after a make out session.

Yo, bro. Did you see that French crest on her? She totally made out with Bill all night.

by Malapropismgirl October 18, 2020

Jesus Crist

Jesus Crist is a name you would give to a mentally stable young drug lord. They would own a business in Portugal and they would be shipping worldwide.

Person 1: Hey, you're a Jesus Crist.
The apparent Jesus Crist: Yes it is I, Mr Pablo Escobar.

by Yes i am not gay December 1, 2020