Coonsy

The maximum level of chillance.

Gf: Hey babe, what we do today?
Bf: Let's get coonsy?
>Gf and Bf *eyessmiles*

by Coonsyman July 19, 2019

Cooning

When someones threatened with Coons-ECook's-Eyeshreat Of Their Fist To Your Face

Watch out son you'll end up Cooning around with the Coon's-Eye... "That old Farm Man Telling His Son He's A Man Now. Stand Up For Your Self Son. Time To Be A Man ;)

by PimpJ-PapaSmurf September 14, 2019

Coonass

When a woman’s booty hope is so hairy that it resembles a raccoon

That hooker has the coonass.

by Pp bandit November 30, 2019

Coonie

A Maine Coon cat

My coonie is a black smoke

by CptnAwesome November 30, 2019

Coonskin Cap

The act of defecating directly atop a person's head.

When your sister was sleeping, I gave her a Coonskin Cap.

by Sir SwizzleStix December 3, 2019

Coonery

When you try to hide something or something is really out rages

My teacher is giving me way too much homework .This is Coonery

by Big plays December 6, 2019

Coonchode

A coonchode is a scary man with a biiiiiiig enormous chode

He’s a big coonchode him

by Coonchodecreator January 1, 2020