dannon coffee yogurt

Nasty as hell yogurt.

This Dannon coffee yogurt taste like shit. It is the devils grass and i want nothing to do with it.

by buttholepolice101 May 16, 2014

black coffin

When a black man is buried in a vampires lair and getting mushroom slapped buy the vamp

Dude I herd Larry the nigger got black coffined by that vamp

by Grass man September 18, 2017

Little Coffee Bean

A term of endearment/pet name; similar to “little girl” or “little one”.

“How is my little coffee bean today?”

by bohemianbee February 8, 2021

Bunkbed Coffin

An artist known mainly on Youtube and TikTok. Most know him for his voice sounding almost identical to Kurt Cobain’s. He is very talented, and kind to his fans.

His socials;
TikTok: BunkbedCoffin
Instagram: BunkbedCoffin

Youtube: Bunkbed Coffin

by UndergroundCelebritism June 2, 2021

A brownie with my morning coffee

A subtle way of mentioning you took an enjoyable poo this morning while or before drinking your coffee.

Sorry for being late. I had a brownie with my morning coffee, and it took longer than expected.

by Legalbaguette May 9, 2023

409 In Your Coffeemaker

A Green Day song, but also a phrase used to describe someone who's totally out of it.Foggy-headed, dazed, or acting generally high though not under the influence of drugs. Can also be used to describe someone with a bad cold who is only awake because they've ODed on Nightquil

"Man, that movie was awesome! What do you want to do now?"
"Uuughh? Yeah,that sounds good..."
"Dude, you're totally 409 In Your Coffeemaker today."

by plataypusIhateyou October 12, 2005

coffee warlord

a drug addicted miscreant, requring a blend of caffeine and nicotine to survive

by Anonymous May 26, 2003