Certified pre-owned child

Person a: Hey, I didn't know you had kids?
Person b: Hey

Yeah, this is my certified pre-owned child from my new marriage

by Mama trance July 21, 2023

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Child irrelevant sexual preference

Aka. C.I.S.P.; When an individual is sexually attracted to people regardless of whether or not they have and or want children

Martin is sexually attracted to other people regardless of whether or not they want to have kids. They have a child irrelevant sexual preference.

by Vanguard 1998 April 11, 2021

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Bro you're such a child molester

by eliharvey October 25, 2019

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Jared accused Tom of being a potatosexual because he was a child molester

by lkjeiejxkxi January 23, 2022

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Someone who loves and spends he’s/her time at the beach and near the ocean

I’m such an ocean child !

by June 22, 2022

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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Child Pornography.

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It’s basically school the last institution of child slavery that ppl wanna save for their future kids, fuck school

Child slavery is good

by Sigma gayer 69 May 27, 2023

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